Bird Flew Banga!

whoresandcrumpets:

I always though it was the Horse Hoof, I guess Lobster Claw is better.

brilliantlyblunt:

pixelatedboobs:

lmaooo where the keys

Deaddddd

2damnfeisty:

racquimonroe:

All grown, all gorgeous, and Phylicia Rashad is the most gracefully aging woman history has ever known.

Flawless.

abyrdthatsings:

Gorgeous 😍

likewater4chocolate:

Q.U.E.E.N.

Dark skin aunt viv > light skin aunt viv

spiritgun:

pierrotlefood:

jedi-warheart:

Man, I always thought this was so brutal.

it was brutal. Yoda was out there for pink slips. Clones had zero chance.

fatality

pillory:

there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again

thejorgebowman:

Croquet 2013

rebellefleurx33:

sarahsmodernlife:

tardis221b:

pineappleexpression:

attekari:

macaroons-at-tiffanys:

manraybans:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”

I am literally crying laughing right now o MG

Reblogging because the creator of this last gif should know they made the single greatest thing on the internet.

IM CRYINGGG ON THE FLOOR OH MY GOD